dotyj
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A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a
stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented
octopus. He can play any musical instrument in the world.
He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him an idiot,
etc., so he says that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument
that the octopus can't play. A guy walks up to the bar with a guitar and
sits it beside the octopus. The octopus picks up the guitar and starts
playing better than Jimmy Hendrix, just rippin'it up. So the man pays
his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet
better than Dizzie Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.
A Scotsman walks up to the bar with a set of bagpipes. He sits them down
beside the octopus. The octopus fumbles with it for a while and sits it
down with a confused look on his face.
"Ha!" the Scotsman says. "Ye cannae' play it, can ye?" The octopus looks
up at the Scotsman and says, "Play it? I'm going to shag it as soon as I
can figure how to get its pyjamas off."
stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented
octopus. He can play any musical instrument in the world.
He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him an idiot,
etc., so he says that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument
that the octopus can't play. A guy walks up to the bar with a guitar and
sits it beside the octopus. The octopus picks up the guitar and starts
playing better than Jimmy Hendrix, just rippin'it up. So the man pays
his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet
better than Dizzie Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.
A Scotsman walks up to the bar with a set of bagpipes. He sits them down
beside the octopus. The octopus fumbles with it for a while and sits it
down with a confused look on his face.
"Ha!" the Scotsman says. "Ye cannae' play it, can ye?" The octopus looks
up at the Scotsman and says, "Play it? I'm going to shag it as soon as I
can figure how to get its pyjamas off."
