Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, "surely I Can't Look That Old?" Well... You'll Love This One!
I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist When I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?
Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate! After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School
"yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.
"when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.
He Answered, "in 1969. Why Do You Ask?"
I Exclaimed, "you Were In My Class!".
He Looked At Me Closely. Then...that Ugly, Old, Wrinkled, Fat, Bald, Gray, Decrepit Son-of-a-***** Asked, ......"what Did You Teach?
I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist When I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?
Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate! After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School
"yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.
"when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.
He Answered, "in 1969. Why Do You Ask?"
I Exclaimed, "you Were In My Class!".
He Looked At Me Closely. Then...that Ugly, Old, Wrinkled, Fat, Bald, Gray, Decrepit Son-of-a-***** Asked, ......"what Did You Teach?
