About woman

[kavka]

Ten Things You'll never hear a woman say

10. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
8. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
7. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends".
5. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
4. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
3. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
2. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
1. Hey, pull my finger!

 

[Jambi]

Also...

Honey i'll mow the lawn
I wisk you drank beer more often
I'd much rather do the dishes while you watch TV
Stop rubbing my feet/back
Let me rub your feet/back
I like your beer belly
You spend too much time with your family, you should go diving
Of course you can have a Super Bowl party
I'll take out the trash
We don't watch enough porn
Wish this movie had more guns
Stop crying, it's only a movie


Just a few

Jambi