Former FLL Now MSP Diver
Contributor
After sixty years of marriage an elderly couple were enjoying the
evening, swinging on the front porch and looking at the
beautiful sunset. After a few minutes the ol' lady reaches over
and knocks the hell out of the ol' man who goes flying off the
porch and into the bushes. The ol' man slowly gets up and makes
his way back to his seat next to his wife on the swing. He sits
there for a few minutes and then asks, "What the hell was that
for?"
She replies: "That's for having such a small pecker!"
A few more minutes go by and the ol' man reaches over and knocks
the hell out of his wife, who also goes flying off the porch
and into the bushes. She slowly gets up and makes her way back to
her seat next to her husband. She sits there a while and then asks,
"And what the hell was that for?"
He replies, "That's for knowing there was more than one size."
evening, swinging on the front porch and looking at the
beautiful sunset. After a few minutes the ol' lady reaches over
and knocks the hell out of the ol' man who goes flying off the
porch and into the bushes. The ol' man slowly gets up and makes
his way back to his seat next to his wife on the swing. He sits
there for a few minutes and then asks, "What the hell was that
for?"
She replies: "That's for having such a small pecker!"
A few more minutes go by and the ol' man reaches over and knocks
the hell out of his wife, who also goes flying off the porch
and into the bushes. She slowly gets up and makes her way back to
her seat next to her husband. She sits there a while and then asks,
"And what the hell was that for?"
He replies, "That's for knowing there was more than one size."
