5 signs your buddy is a newby

[shark_tamer]

Five signs that your diving buddy is not as experienced as he says he is :

- He volunteers to carry your equipment.

- He does not understand why his dive computer does not run Windows.

- He thinks NITROX is a monster from GODZILLA.

- It is his mother who goes to have his tank filled.

- He says: " Me, I stay at the bottom until I feel pins and needles, and then I go up ".

:lol:

 

[H2Andy]

hehehehe... nice

here are some more signs:

he/she points at your wrist computer and says "that's a big watch!"

he/she points at your long hose and says "wow! i've never seen a surface-supply rig before!"

he/she points at your black backup regulator and says "I can tell you're new at this. you didn't know you had to buy a yellow octopus"

when asked what their turn pressure is, they say "depth plus 33 feet, right?"

 

[Scuba St3ve]

He pees in his wetsuit BEFORE he gets in the water?

 

[sandshaker]

He pees in his wetsuit BEFORE he gets in the water?

what.....you aren't supposed to do that???

 

[Scuba St3ve]

apparently not.

 

[DEEPLOU]

what.....you aren't supposed to do that???

That's how you warm up for a dive!

 

[shark_tamer]

He asks the DM :

" My PDC is set on water activation. Will it go on if it rains ? "

 

[fishb0y]

They are always quoting "Take only pictures and leave only bubbles"... ZIIINNNGGG!

 

[mrjimboalaska]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[k4man]

---straps the BCD on over the tank MESH and then wonders why it is slipping off in the water--

No really, I've seen it!

Kevin