3 divers walk into a bar

[ScubaJewel]

OK I will start it but you guys have to finish it.

3 diveing instructors walk into a bar the SSI Instructor Said...
The PADI Instructor Said... The DIR Instructor said...

 

[pipedope]

instructors don't drink.

 

[JRO]

pipedope once bubbled...
DIR instructors don't drink.

 

[randyjoy]

A PADI Instructor, a NAUI Instructor, and an SSI Instructor all walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, a joke?"

 

[d33ps1x]

Forget it . Edit

 

[mwilding]

The bartender says the them, "How was your day?"

The DIR instructor said, "Well, we were all out teaching classes on a boat today when it went and sank on us. I made the most of it by having my class practice S-drills until we were rescued."

The SSI instructor chimed in, "Since we were in the middle of the ocean, I made the most of it by getting in an extra deep dive with my class."

Then the PADI instructor said, "And I charged everyone an extra $25 for the unscheduled wreck dive!"