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By Peter Mucha ~ Inquirer Staff Writer
Sunday's seventh race at Monmouth Park sounded like a henpecked man quite confused about his marriage. All because of a couple horses with crazy names. The call by announcer Larry Collmus is so destined to become a classic, he was invited to discuss it last night on ESPN. He never expected a finish like this, he said.
Here's how it went down, as transcribed from a couple of online videos:
"Mywifeknowseverything and Thewifedoesntknow are coming up, and they're moving together on the far turn.
". . . Into the final furlong, Mywifeknowseverything, Thewifedoesntknow, they're one-two. Of course, they are! Mywifeknowseverything in front. To the outside, Thewifedoesntknow."
The excitement in his voice builds as they near the finish line: "Mywifeknowseverything! Thewifedoesntknow! Mywifeknowseverything more than Thewifedoesntknow!"
Miss Tallahassee finished third. Little Miss Macho was farther back, after a slow start.
Collmus said it might even be more memorable than the time he had to announce that a horse named Silky Balls had to be scratched.
By Peter Mucha ~ Inquirer Staff Writer
Sunday's seventh race at Monmouth Park sounded like a henpecked man quite confused about his marriage. All because of a couple horses with crazy names. The call by announcer Larry Collmus is so destined to become a classic, he was invited to discuss it last night on ESPN. He never expected a finish like this, he said.
Here's how it went down, as transcribed from a couple of online videos:
"Mywifeknowseverything and Thewifedoesntknow are coming up, and they're moving together on the far turn.
". . . Into the final furlong, Mywifeknowseverything, Thewifedoesntknow, they're one-two. Of course, they are! Mywifeknowseverything in front. To the outside, Thewifedoesntknow."
The excitement in his voice builds as they near the finish line: "Mywifeknowseverything! Thewifedoesntknow! Mywifeknowseverything more than Thewifedoesntknow!"
Miss Tallahassee finished third. Little Miss Macho was farther back, after a slow start.
Collmus said it might even be more memorable than the time he had to announce that a horse named Silky Balls had to be scratched.
