16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

[aussie_shark_bait]

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
4. It encourages car pooling.
5. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
6. It eliminates holiday leave because people would rather come to work.
7. It makes fellow employees look better.
8. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
9. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are plastered.
10.Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
11.Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the pub.
12. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
13. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunchbreak.
14. Increases the chance of seeing your boss (or employee naked).
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare Bum" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross".

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[ASUPaula]

I love it! I'm printing it to post at work.

 

[RICHinNC]

Let's see......your profile says you are an office manager....yea right. With all these posts...not likely !!!

 

[aussie_shark_bait]

Oh sorry was i supposed to lose my sense of humour when i got the job, should i also mention that I am a Mum too....or does that explain it. When i was serving in the navy i collected jokes and now i think the A4 page bookelt is in excess of 500 pages, and they still make me laugh when i read them all.
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[Kim]

I think you should change your title to "Keyboard Comic"! I love it - keep them coming -please!!!

 

[TCDiver1]

This is a no $hitter.

I once toured a manufacturing plant in Wisconsin that had beer on tap at all times. Any employee could draw one at any time during work hours. The only rule they had was you couldn't be noticably drunk on the job.

Probably not a huge stretch since it was in Wisconsin but the kicker comes from what they were manufacturing.

ICU/CCU heart monitoring systems. I couldn't believe it.

 

[simbrooks]

I used to enjoy my lunchtime drinks on a friday with people from work in the UK, dont get that over here though

 

[simbrooks]

Oh sorry was i supposed to lose my sense of humour when i got the job

I believe it is part of the managerial role and the contract, that you should leave all humour at the door, go in and be a PITA every day that you can to your underlings - the is the job of management. You are however allowed to smirk in that cocky way whilst thinking - i have got you just where i want you little cube worker and i am going to make your life horrible.