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This is from a humor site I visit frequently called notalwaysright.com. Here's a little excerpt that I thought was funny.... The Pearly Hyperbaric Chambers Research Clinic | Midwest USA (I work in a clinic where we test drugs on people. Upon check-in, we confiscate any items that could...

Braveheart? Here's one: A bunch of guys are in prison and another guy lets them out if they'll work for him. He makes them build their own training camp so they can prepare for a special task that the guy has been ordered to do. They prove their preparedness for the task by capturing the...

A doctor, a lawyer, a priest, and an engineer were playing a round of golf when they began complaining about how long the the foursome in front of them were taking so long to play. Their complaints caught the interest of a passing groundskeeper who stopped to explain that "the foursome in...

You know the saying "There's no such thing as a free lunch"? Well there is, but it's just really really poor quality. I sat with a few other divers for lunch and our brisket sandwiches were more fat than meat. Atleast the fritos and coke was good.

I'd say that it was as successful as it could have been, considering that there were only 7 divers and maybe 20-30 bank walkers. It seemed to me that the Lion's Club was more interested the motorcycle rally that was taking place at the same time. I was even told to park across the river if I...

I'm down for Sunday and I can probably do something on Monday if I can convince my boss it's a "marketing event"

Sounds like a fun time. I know what a butfore is, however I've never heard of an an A4 at Aquarena?

Yup, I'm in on Thurs morning. Herbert's Taco Hut is great, but Mamacita's is pretty dang good too, and right across the street too. There's also Cancun Rob's which is just north of downtown. Is there anything special that we need to be doing while we're down there, or just do the normal...

Just curious, but I logged on this afternoon and the threads were all center justified instead of the normal left justification. Is this something that is adjustable under the UserCP or is it a new format for the board?

Thanks for the insight. I know it's not really a vital issue, but atleast I won a bet. Now, this afternoon's happy hour tab is on my drinking buddy.

I know this is probably a little too much research into this subject, but these questions came up during happy hour yesterday afternoon, and I'm curious to know what other people think. A) Does peeing in your wetsuit cause dehydration through the release of water from the body or is it better...

And the lawyer has skid marks after from the car stopping to back up and run over him again.

I did it with a soldering iron.

Thanks for the help.

I went under the user CP to turn off automatic emails for thread updates, pm's, etc., however I'm still getting these emails whenever a thread that I may be subscribed to updates. I thought that I had turned off all of the options to send emails, but I'm still getting them on a random...

Welcome to the board. Hit me up if you make it into San Marcos or the surrounding Hill Country

I don't think there has been a time this summer when the viz wasn't great.

Class is canceled this weekend but I'll still be out there tomorrow. You may be able to get by with a refresher eval, but generally if you don't dive for two years, you'll be forced to retake the course.

I was thinking about doing a similar event for a local charity, but had no clue where to begin. Thanks for asking first, and thanks to everyone for the info.

It's not necessarily normal, however if a compass is inverted, I don't believe it's uncommon for it to be tilted or stick slightly until it is right side up again. I also have a proton second and the purge is normally slightly depressed from the metal mesh around the reg, but it's still flush...