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    Sh*t Scuba Divers Say

    I dove there once. There's nothing to see. (OPEN YOUR EYES AND MIND MORON! that's what I really want to say)
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    Lake Tahoe Diving

    Call Sierra dive center in Reno. Someone is usually diving some where. Check there website and see if they have fun dive going on. There is a shop in Carson that runs a charter out of sout lake tahoe as well
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    Sorry I have be remiss in adding to this. So enjoy! TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked For $20..00 for their first lovemaking Encounter. In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each...
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    Warhammer performance of the year

    Goes to. (drum roll). British petroleum It just went on and on and on........
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    Doing Your Part As An American Citizen: A Texas rancher whose ranch backs up to the Rio Grande river, reported this morning: "At about 8:30 this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River . He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying...
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    Moving to Jacksonville - Need room to rent

    Thanks. Will try to get in touch in begining of Dec. when I get settled.
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    Splinters in the Crotch A woman from Los Angeles , CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Colville , WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so...
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    Moving to Jacksonville - Need room to rent

    If you have one or know someone who does please let me know. I start with school district on the 22nd, email me at tahoe_diver@yahoo.com. Also will want to get diving locally and meet other divers in the area. Thanks
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    Jacksonville October 19th

    I am willing to drive within a 2 hour radius for an afternoon dive. Renting wetsuit if needed tanks and weights. Shore dives, off shore dives springs. Ideas destinations and dive shops etc.
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    Jacksonville

    Yes there are.
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    Jacksonville

    Have an interview with the Duvall county school district next week. Want to take a look around for places to stay if I am accepted. So what are the good areas, bad areas etc?
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying,'Greet- ings Earthing, We come in peace, take us to your leader.' The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger...
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    what drysuit would you choose

    Loaded question with a ton of answers! My view? Women have to a pee a lot. Something that she can get into and out of real easy!
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived 60 miles apart. So...
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the...
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    Accident report released, Poseidon Discovery MKVI, Norway

    Great opportunity to start a business. This is what insurance pays for.
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    Masks cause drowning??

    Ask the pool people to give it to you in writing as policy. If they cant do it. Take the mask!
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    out-of-shape divers doing things like diving the doria

    Humanbeing. How fit are you according to current medical standards? Who are you to judge? With only less than 100 dives you know it all? You might not be as fit as you think you are...
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    Add to 32 - Baptism: There are those who have peed and in a wetsuit and those have lied about it
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