Search results

  1. S

    Key Largo

    Restaurant recommendations: The HideOut Snappers Gus's at the Marriott (expensive but great food and views) and if you're willing to drive South about 20 miles, The Green Turtle Reefs: We always enjoy French Reef -- there are some swim thrus and a Manta Ray who hangs out there...
  2. S

    Small FLA Keys Dive Operation

    My favorite small op in Key Largo is Island Reef Divers. Skip runs a six-pack that is fast, he's very flexible and knowledgable about the various sites and which sites are best given tides, currents, weather, etc. He can arrange for a guide. He also has the best prices from the shopping I've...
  3. S

    Famous Quotes

    without an Einstein quote.... here's my favorite: "The problems we face today cannot be solved with the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." -- Albert Einstein
  4. S

    Ultimate dive boats

    For those that take their diving VERY seriously, allow me to recommend the following vessel.... http://www.ussubs.com/Luxury_folder/lux.phoenix.html
  5. S

    Famous Quotes

    "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." George W. Bush
  6. S

    Hey...

    OK, so I actually made up the whole thing about "blue ham" and never went to a band camp. In fact, the band camp was nothing more than a poor reference to the American Pie movie.... See what happens when you try to tie two unrelated threads in a thread about unrelated threads together...
  7. S

    Hey...

    There really is such a thing as corn with blue kernels. Those of us who live in the Southwest prefer the taste of blue corn tortillas to yellow ones. (This does not apply to chips, since they're so processed they all taste like salty cardboard). Blue Jello is a food group. Blueberries...
  8. S

    useless info

    The United States interstate highway system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing (in this way, we...
  9. S

    Top 10 List

    Top 10 Reasons to go to work naked: 10. Your boss is always yelling, "I want to see your a** in here by 8AM!" 9. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 8. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in human resources. 7. "I'd love to chip in...
  10. S

    Ice Fishing

    Thought I could attach an .mpeg file??? Any help appreciated and rewarded with a laugh!
  11. S

    Ice Fishing

    Somewhat scuba related.... Be sure to have your audio on! Enjoy, Scuba Leg
  12. S

    New Scuba Technology?

    I smell a RAT! or, maybe a dirty pair of socks... or, that smell when you drive by a dairy farm!
  13. S

    Thinking of Marriage... give her "The Rules"

    I just forwarded "the rules" to my wife. Boy am I glad we just bought a comfy new couch!
  14. S

    Top 10 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

    From another perspective, here's a few thoughts from a dog lover who doesn't put bows/ribbons or sweaters on their dog.... NOTICE TO PEOPLE WHO VISIT MY HOME 1. The dog lives here...you don't. 2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. 3. Yes, he has...
  15. S

    Music Preferences

    I just did a road trip this past week, so this thread is timely! Here's a sampling of what I listened to... Aerosmith - first album and Rocks Beatles - greatest hits and White Album Black Crowes - Shake Your Money Maker Jesse Cook - Gravity Dada - El Subliminoso Dire Straits - Communique...
  16. S

    Sharks

    Two other sharks are discussing their culinary experiences. One asks the other, "Have you ever eaten a human?" "Yes," comes the reply, "once, a clown fell overboard and I gobbled him up before they could rescue him." "Yeah, well, did you like it?" "Nah, he tasted funny."
  17. S

    ... walks into a pub... jokes

    A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little...
  18. S

    Inclusive Blonde Jokes Thread

    A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one." The brunette...
  19. S

    Bottom 10 Pick Up Lines

    A "Top 10" (or Bottom 10) worst pick-up lines list. These are NOT recommended for actual use... #10 - You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix. #9 - You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend. #8 - If you were a booger I'd pick you first. #7 - You look just like my mama. I love my mama...
  20. S

    Best and Worst of 2002

    My 2002 BEST (in no particular order): 1.Enjoying my second sabbatical (8 wks paid time off) 1a)Diving US Virgin Islands 1b)Diving RMS Rhone 1c)Diving Florida Keys 1d)Watching my son enjoy his 7th year of Dolphin Human Therapy 1e)Diving Jamaica 2.Earning State Champion...
Back
Top Bottom