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  1. billtodive

    What's in a (user) Name?

    while I thought built to dive was a fitting start, billatlake from another forum fits by photo better.
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    Ole is having a beer at the local bar, right next to his apartment, when he starts talking to a vacuum cleaner salesman. The salesman brags he has slept with everyone in the building next door except one. Ole thought little of it, until he got home. Then he relayed the story to Lena. Lena...
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    Scuba Jenny has Become a Skilled Lionfish Slayer!

    Makes diving sound, well, fun!
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    Snowbird Diving?

    The wind is a big deal-breaker there; often NE winds will blow out boats getting in/out of harbors. The reefs are really close to shore Jupiter and south, so that determines where I stay. I have done some nice shore dives right off the condo or hotel beaches. Ned DeLoachs (sp) guide to...
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    Snowbird Diving?

    I've been taking a week or so in the Lauderdale area for a few years in february. Rarely does a boat fill a charter there that time of year. I put my name in a week or so before I go to a few different shops, Pompano, Lauderdale, Boynton Beach, etc. Great operators. That way I usually get...
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    A guy walks into a country bar down in Arkansas and orders a white wine. All the rednecks sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some Yankee. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Idaho ." Not knowing where Idaho is, the...
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    The continuing sagas of the Blue Heron Bridge

    Dove BHB last night with a few from E-Force. In just before 7. Spent about 1/2 hour near the beach; made our way through the flock of rays which split around us, then the rest by the pillings. As E-force mentioned, wanted to be out by 8:45; current picked up quickly. Eels, shrimp...
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    Change my Avatar....

    Thanks vets. and extra thanks to those carrying home the pain and injuries. SUDS donation made. That wormil is starting to annoy me,though. Maybe we should just take up donations to have him permabanned:eyebrow:
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    Change my Avatar....

    KITS for SUDS .. Add 50 from me. KITS 140
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    Scuba depth and scars

    I have a few scars that seem to do very well submerged. If someone tried to drown you as a child, that scar may well re-open:)
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    Red or yellow drysuit while shark diving?

    More importantly, not many people can pull off a red or yellow suit.. If you look really good, someone may try though:D I do hesitate to wear my neon green fins when diving with sharks, though; They resemble a few fishing lures I have in the box.. Welcome to the underwater world, and...
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    Stupid Diver?

    Um, is it roll call?
  13. billtodive

    Amounts of pressure within 33 ft?

    Math shows you how to get the answer. Common sense will also. Using both is good for your diving. Enjoy!
  14. billtodive

    Diving Florida - January

    I'll be in Fort Lauderdale area Jan 16-26 and plan to dive with Boynton Beach; we can meet up if you are looking for a boat filler..No better boat dive than with Kevin.
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    He Grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax." Without warning, he reached down and...
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    car keys + shore diving

    I put an entry keypad on one car and find that a very handy thing, diving or not. The wetsuit key-pocket is handy also....
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    A man was driving around town one night, thinking how boring his life had been. He stopped at a red light and was paying no attention to the activities around him. A hooker yelled from the sidewalk "20 bucks". He had never even considered using a prostitute, but said "OK", almost without...
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    SMB Sale at Piranha

    I could find not a "hot deals" tab. please try again. I enjoyed doing business with you in the past.
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    Hooded vest over wetsuit?

    I put a 5 mil hood over a 3 mm full and the difference is amazing. Hard to get it off by myself, though. I might suggest a zipper.
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