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  1. DM95

    Carambola resort?

    Thank you both!
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    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted but now you don't remember where to post it. I wish.....um....I wish - wait, I've got it - I wish my wishes were uncorruptible....
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    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Haaaaaaa......just wrong in many ways...... Unfortunately, those kilos where illegal drugs and now you are listed as an international terrorist... I wish my next Turks and Caicos trip was free and I got lots of macro shots on my camera [/COLOR]
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    Witty SCUBA Team Names

    I know it's an older thread but "Swamp Rats"
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    Carambola resort?

    Hey, anyone ever been to Carambola Beach Resort on St. Croix? :hm: Thinking about a trip there in the summer with the Mrs.
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    Would you rather?

    Die broke. Would you rather hit your toe on the bed post at night or have brain freeze?
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    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted and after the rock slide, you are now a permanent resident. I wish I could go diving every weekend at will.
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    Cheap diving+hotel in Bermuda?

    Wait until you pay for food.....a hot dog is $10 on Bermuda. Everything is shipped in there. Very expensive in general.
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    The Gay Cowboy ... A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job...
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    Impossible to Please A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5...
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    Physics Question: You are on a Horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off. And on your left side is an Elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping Kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind...
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    Lens Cleaning

    Thanks for the feed back - much appreciated
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    Lens Cleaning

    Is it necessary to clean the Neptune lens before using like you do with a regular mask, i.e. soft scrub, etc. Also, what is the best hood for a good seal? Thanks-
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't...
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence. Actually, I got the biggest cattle...
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    Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

    60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to...
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