Haaaaaaa......just wrong in many ways......
Unfortunately, those kilos where illegal drugs and now you are listed as an international terrorist...
I wish my next Turks and Caicos trip was free and I got lots of macro shots on my camera
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The Gay Cowboy ...
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story
hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their
boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very
attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5...
Physics Question:
You are on a Horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop off.
And on your left side is an Elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping Kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind...
Is it necessary to clean the Neptune lens before using like you do with a regular mask, i.e. soft scrub, etc. Also, what is the best hood for a good seal? Thanks-
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't...
We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I
heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make
sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single
wire along the top of the fence.
Actually, I got the biggest cattle...
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to...
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