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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is Moving North or South. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down it down and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?' 'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey...

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Dear Padre, As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting … My eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic...

This will warm your heart. Just when you have lost faith in human kindness. Someone who teaches at an Elementary in Thorsby forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio...

4. Pretend you were just scratching an itch. 5. Immediately after, smack your forhead and wite on your slate, "I left my sun glasses cliped in the front of my farmer John's. Don't laugh I actually did this once. The glasses actually survived.

Step 1. Tie balloons to car. Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell.... Step 3. Watch people freak out !!!! (I am fairly sure the cops wont stop you on this one...)

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Awesome Senior Moment sorry for the small image, but i haven't figured out how to display them full size yet.

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Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm...

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I could do both and see if the color makes a difference in performance... :D

Keep up the great reviews Ber. I love reading your accounts of how your fins performed. One of these days, I am going to have to head East and see you dive these things in person.

Public Safety Announcement Never Never Never Never Ever..... ...fart in a wet suit!

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