PADI: Diving, is FUN, FUN, FUN. (You have to learn some skills too). FUN, FUN, FUN. (There's a couple of exams). Start NOW!!!
TDI/ANDI/IANTD/NAUI: PADI cuts corners and doesn't train people properly. You will die. Only our training can save you.
GUE: :shakehead:
:D