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Damn Large Girl nel

^ Wants MissyP to visit her. ^

Terrifyingly Small People yle

It's Friday. :yeahbaby:

^ Should know that you can never leave the game. ^

^ Thinks I should be thanking a marine. ^

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to...

^ missed me. ^ and she is incorrect, I CREATED the sex poll.

^ Likes Get Fuzzy. ^

^ Is going to Memphis. ^

Kill My Queen lyn

It gets easier with more cafeine. After 3 red bulls and a rockstar, you can get the little ball to change with every click.

Two words... Fake moustache. Won't get hit on, and dont need a custom mouth piece for your reg.

I think that perhaps it is a combination of those criteria. For instance, I spent a month in England, but I was to young to drink and I was chaperoned so no sex with natives, but I have fulfilled the pasport and one night rules. Two years ago I was in Mexico on a cruise, but I didnt stay...

For the difficulties in peeing off the back or side of the boat, ladies check your local outdoor store. Many sell what is essentially a funnel shaped to fit comfortabley with a bit of hose attached so that women can pee in the woods withour revealing too much of them selves. And the best part...

Kilo Inch Pounds ohs

Persons Experiencing Happyness sgs

^ Is concerned about the ammount of action SCUBAJENNIFER is getting. ^

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a...

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed… Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way...