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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one...

If the global crisis continues, by the end of the year only two banks will be operational, the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank! Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called " The Bloody ****ing Bank "

THE DONKEY RAFFLE Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money...

Snow is also good for random acts of stupidity such as attaching your feet to a waxed plastic board and sliding down a mountain.

21 Economic Models explained with Cows SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative...

I have paid my support fee, all the adds are gone, I can change my tag, and my status shows as a B supporter. I recieved a nice letter from Net Doc, with some great SB bumper stickers, but my name isn't red. Is there some setting I have to change?

Case of condoms Case of Motor Oil Car battery Jumper cables

:pirate3: Arr! Any day lootn' an' pillagn' be a good day.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can...

I got 28. Most of my friends would say I act much younger...

I got 28. Most of my friends would say I act much younger...

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