A cabbie picks up a nun... she notices that the handsome cab driver is staring at her in the rear view mirror.
She asks him why he is looking at her, and he replies "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you".
She responded "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as...
Sorry I haven't had a chance to cast the lead houses yet. Nitrox course is getting in the way and I need to find my game. I will see if I can get it done this weekend.
Oil Change procedures for Women:
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent:
Oil Change: $20.00
Coffee...
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