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If your dive profile looks like a cardiogram.....

Profiling makes it easier on the terrorists, since all they have to do is find someone who doesn't fit the profile.

A documentary about what? Scamming hippies for dive trip money? :eyebrow:

Also, it will be much harder to accomplish a bombing like this one now. The primary source of security on flights is... the other passengers post 911. People will resist hijackers and act forcibly on attempted bombers. Someone who starts messing around under a blanket in their lap on a flight...

The shoe bomber was a lone wolf. Organized attacks generate "chatter" and thus are harder to accomplish now. Threat levels go up.

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New requirements for GUE Fundamentals were posted yesterday: 1. 7 foot hose on primary reg 2. fins with spring straps 3. backplate, wing 4. one or more past lives 5. collection of crystals 6. open mind, big wallet

You can't really be selectively outraged since fleecing suckers is a norm in the dive industry. :D

They just want to sound like they are doing something. The truth is that a lone wolf is pretty much able to take down any plane. C4 and other explosives, if strapped to a leg or sewn into briefs, don't trigger any metal detector. A crazy guy in Canada a year or two ago took a hunting knife on...

That is what the expedition will find. As long as we can find enough loonie people to give us their hard earned money.

Our research expedition to Funkytown needs your financial assistance. The evidence is overwhelming. The sand in this picture, represents the lines to get into the club. And not just sand. Really. Back in the 70s the line to get in wrapped around the building several times. Especially on ladies...

Stalking him won't lead you to Funkytown. You have to follow your heart.

Much like the GUE boards' choice of expedition destinations, his web site doesn't actually exist. :eyebrow:

Apparently, clinically insane is also okay now. No smokers plz.

The Funkytown trip is delayed until they can find a crazy person who believes the song was about a literal town to fund the trip. If they haven't found one of those by the end of 2010, they'll just go to Disco night at a local club instead. ;)

This is what they are going to "investigate". Which is funny, since there is a diver in the photo already. The photo is attributed to GUE instructor David Rhea. So are the GUE guys believers or do they just not mind fleecing crazy people to take a dive junket? Because if its the latter...

Doing riskier 300 foot dives because some crazy person believes a crazy person from a century ago (whose prophecies never came true btw), is well.... crazy. James Cameron (director of avatar) goes around using submersibles and ROVs to look for all sorts of real things underwater. Like...

GUE Board of Directors Jarrod Jablonski David Rhea (of ScubaPro) Casey McKinlay Robert Carmichael (of Brownie Marine) Todd Kincaid "Doing it Right" apparently doesn't apply to picking board members. ;)

Brownie's Marine Group Inc. - Google Finance I would be short on this stock given the brilliance on display. :D