Phil and Earl wus out ridin 'round in Phil's pick-up, tossin down sum beers. Sudnlee, thar wus this-here po-leese man b'hind'em what had his si-reens goin.
Earl says, "Wadrwe gon-do, Pheel?"
Phil says, "Jest peel that-thar label off'n yer bottle thar and stick it on yer fur'ed, like this...