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  1. NothingClever

    Why am I seeing Ads (Sponsor)?

    Thanks to the Scuba Board Staff for switching off the advertisements. Greatly appreciated!
  2. NothingClever

    Deep 6 Gear Excursion DC: what would you change?

    Yabbut… I still don’t have the ability to project a holographic image of Bri-the-Southern- Swamp-Queen-meets-Bond-Girl. These shortcomings are egregious and really test my resolve as a diver.
  3. NothingClever

    What's in the upgrade?

    I dunno….I think @Akimbo is a skilled navigator so I’m going to get behind him and trust the bearing he‘s on. If we end up off track with the buttons, the Staff and Moderators can turn them off and gracefully say “We tried.” In the meantime, I suggest we stay locked on to @Akimbo ’s...
  4. NothingClever

    Failed my Day 1 PADI Pool Training

    You got this, brother. You’re going to crush it.
  5. NothingClever

    Why am I seeing Ads (Sponsor)?

    It was a joke…I’m not really advocating for a coordinated effort against @tursiops . His curmudgeon kung fu is more powerful than two jokesters can overcome.
  6. NothingClever

    Why am I seeing Ads (Sponsor)?

    @letterboy and I can make like little Buddha hovering cherubs and blow kisses at @tursiops together.
  7. NothingClever

    Why am I seeing Ads (Sponsor)?

    We should have a new Like button that’s for blowing kisses from a Buddha hover.
  8. NothingClever

    Why am I seeing Ads (Sponsor)?

    My ads are gone. < cue movie clip for pleasant harp music and swimmer in backstroke in a calm lake >
  9. NothingClever

    Failed my Day 1 PADI Pool Training

    Yeah, going to agree with others - don’t beat yourself up. The instructor sounds like he’s just impatiently trying to hustle you through. Go for a one-on-one class where the instructor can tailor the pace to you and uses a building block approach. Also, a good instructor is going to take...
  10. NothingClever

    Dive reports with beach/weather conditions

    Tons of box jellies this past weekend. What’s up with the snot? Been that way every weekend over the past month.
  11. NothingClever

    Why am I seeing Ads (Sponsor)?

    OK, this has been fun but I should probably make some effort to at least appear that I’m doing something related to work.
  12. NothingClever

    Why am I seeing Ads (Sponsor)?

    “Grass doesn’t grow on a busy street” a bald colleague once said.
  13. NothingClever

    Why am I seeing Ads (Sponsor)?

    Maybe I’ll start hash-tagging The Chairman about every extraneous ad. I’ll either get the problem fixed or get banned. I love a high risk life. OK, except for living under the bridge and sharing needles. That’s a little over the top for me.
  14. NothingClever

    Why am I seeing Ads (Sponsor)?

    Why, yes, almighty Google deity in the sky… I WILL rush right out and purchase a Tempurpedic mattress for my new million dollar home I can’t afford while I sit in my Winnebago in the driveway, click on pictures of Anthony Fauci and his partner with my hands covered in Liberace jewelry and hope...
  15. NothingClever

    Why am I seeing Ads (Sponsor)?

    My ads are entirely unpredictable and unrelated to my normal internet traffic. If European motorcycle parts and national security and foreign policy analysis started popping up, I’d think, “OK, fair play.” But the crap showing up is bizarre. Like now… A Winnebago advertisement. Somebody at...
  16. NothingClever

    Why am I seeing Ads (Sponsor)?

    This just in… I’m now a millionaire and in the market for a $2.5 million dollar home. I can do drivel.
  17. NothingClever

    Why am I seeing Ads (Sponsor)?

    Just wanted everyone to know that Anthony Fauci is still together with his partner at 80 and that an advertiser is titillating my curiosity with the promise of pictures only a click away. I feel like I’m at the grocery store with tabloid magazines on the rack.
  18. NothingClever

    What's in the upgrade?

    @Akimbo New Dark mode is perfect (for me). Thanks to the SB team for the site transition and feature upgrades. Thank you also in advance for chipping away at the extraneous advertisements.
  19. NothingClever

    What's in the upgrade?

    My apologies @Searcaigh - you’re also a great Staff Member. I consider you the Scottish cousin of Hans Hass with all your exploratory dives along the Saudi Arabia coast!
  20. NothingClever

    What's in the upgrade?

    Good ramble, mate. Always better to get that stuff out. Sorta like pulling your mask off and blowing out your nose while still in the water rather than waiting to get on board to find a paper towel.
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