HUMOR.....You haven't been diving in so long that >>>>>

[Scuba Lawyer]

You are utterly shocked when your new dive buddy tells you that they changed the no decompression limits from 100 min at 50', to 92 min at 50'.

 

[Streydog]

Your wetsuit colors match a European bus seat

 

[formernuke]

Your dive kit has a dive planner wheel.

 

[Must_dash]

You talk about a J valve and get blank looks

 

[Scuba Lawyer]

Your 1/4" wetsuit is getting a little stiff.

 

[DeepSeaExplorer]

You are utterly shocked when your new dive buddy tells you that they changed the no decompression limits from 100 min at 50', to 92 min at 50'.

Or, the 90ft table was reduced from 30 to 24 minutes.

 

[Scuba Lawyer]

Or, the 90ft table was reduced from 30 to 24 minutes.

Damn, they did that too?

I gotta get out diving more often.

 

[BoundForElsewhere]

You read Scubaboard threads to connect to the other half of your Self.