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Granted, it now ends up in your backyard.

I wish it didn't end up in your backyard...
Granted. It now ends up in your backyard.

I wish my next dive trip isn’t canceled two days before it goes.
 
> Granted. It now ends up in your backyard.
> I wish my next dive trip isn’t canceled two days before it goes.

Granted. But your backyard sinks into a deep sinkhole, and your diving holiday DOES end up in your backyard - diving to recovering your and your neighbors' valuable property that sank into it.

I wish there was an easy safe cure for oxygen poisoning.
 
I wish there was an easy safe cure for oxygen poisoning.

There is an easy safe cure, but you have to give up both of your lungs to save that person.

I wish I could see a dugong on my Red Sea trip next month
 
Granted, but the dugong has bad eyesight and mistakes you for a romantic interest.

I wish you didn't have to swim away so fast...
 
Granted, but the dugong has bad eyesight and mistakes you for a romantic interest.

I wish you didn't have to swim away so fast...

Wish granted provided the dugong was female and wearing hot swimwear... lmao

I wish there would never be any proof of this! :D
 
Wish granted: dugongs now stay strictly to love partners of their own species. But they do it in such secret that biologists can never find them to study it.

I wish that I lived by a warm sea so I could still scuba dive.
 
Wish granted: dugongs now stay strictly to love partners of their own species. But they do it in such secret that biologists can never find them to study it.

I wish that I lived by a warm sea so I could still scuba dive.
Wish granted.

You live by a warm tropical sea...
....of pure urine.

I wish scuba season was year-round.
 
Wish granted.

You live by a warm tropical sea...
....of pure urine.

I wish scuba season was year-round.
Granted because the whole world flooded and you are stuck on a Noah’s Ark Liveaboard, mucking out the elephants stall between dives.
I wish I could find a job that paid well and let me Scuba world wide.
 
Granted because the whole world flooded and you are stuck on a Noah’s Ark Liveaboard, mucking out the elephants stall between dives.
I wish I could find a job that paid well and let me Scuba world wide.
Granted. You work with me, and dive around the flooded world. You are well-paid; with thousands of thousands of tons of elephants dung! (Hey, when the flood recedes, the world will need fertilizer and you’ll be there to fill their needs!)

As the football season begins, I wish my team wins all 19 games.
 
WE have champions! 19-0 for the season.
However, your team's average age could also play T-Ball. And the score at the end of the game? Well, we don't really score anymore, so everybody is a winner.

I wish I had a better paying job and I liked it.
 
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