rules for First time in Coz:
Stay out of the bars, the Tequila is really good and may be habit forming.
stay out of the restaurants, guacamole is an aphrodisiac and may lead to child birth.
never go to the beaches, the sun may make your skin turn brown, or add vitamin D that leads to euphoria.
Drift diving is too easy and you will not get enough exercise, best to avoid it.
the people are extremely friendly, and helpful, smiling makes the unused muscles in your face hurt.
you will have to learn Spanish phrases like "donde esta el bano" and "mas cervesa por favor".
if you run across a bar called el fish, you may just lose an entire afternoon eating very tasty things and drinking cervesa with your friends.
you may have to tip your divemasters double for helping you with your heavy gear and smiling and laughing the whole time.
