Corrupt-a-Wish

[Sask Diver]

Granted, you've been putting empties back into the fridge. That was your last one.

Wish I was in Cali with my friend.

Granted, but all to soon it's time to leave.
Wish I was at the Cozumel invasion already

 

[inventor]

Granted, you took the 'invasion' part seriously, were forcibly disarmed by Federales, and now molder in a Mexican 'mental health' facility.

Wish our pool was already cleaned and filled.

 

[cdolphin]

It looks pretty clean, but those kids need a diaper change.

Wish I had a home gym.

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, but you end up using it to hang all the washed dypers on.

I wish it was summer again

 

[kprovan]

Granted, but you've been forced to relocate to the arctic circle.

I wish all the lakes in my area were warm with great vis year round.

 

[nikos81]

Granted they are, but they are also full of piranhas...



I wish my pimples were gone...

 

[bhalah]

They are, but now you are stuck with 3 cases of anti-pimple meds.


I wish I was a good spellar...

 

[The_Ghost]

granted, you can spell great but your grammar is horrid and can't write a proper sentence ever agian.

wish I had a dive trip planned this summer.

 

[kprovan]

Granted, but it's an arctic pole dive and you're in charge of the dogsled.


I wish scuba gear manufactures would contact me to allow them to sponser me to be a full time diver and pay me a 8 figure salary to do it.

 

[montanamd]

granted, but you get paid in monopoly money.

wish i was I had a wave runner