You know you're a scuba diver when...

[Thiad]

... When you sit with your dive buddies trying to think of non-SCUBA places for vacation and realize that every place you think of has great diving.

 

[santafejoe]

When you think about wearing your face mask to take a shower.

 

[Dirty-Dog]

... When you sit with your dive buddies trying to think of non-SCUBA places for vacation and realize that every place you think of has great diving.

Bah. A real diver wouldn't be wasting time trying to think of non-SCUBA vacation sites.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

When you DO wear a mask when chopping onions to avoid getting runny eyes and nose! (true story.. I have seen it done by someone who shall remain nameless)

 

[gypsyjim]

... When you sit with your dive buddies trying to think of non-SCUBA places for vacation and realize that every place you think of has great diving.

Non diving destinations, are NOT a vacation option.
Took some time to teach the gf this simple rule tho.

 

[santafejoe]

When you DO wear a mask when chopping onions to avoid getting runny eyes and nose! (true story.. I have seen it done by someone who shall remain nameless)

should not be to hard to figure out. BTW BP the above is a great idea

 

[scuba_redneck]

When you DO wear a mask when chopping onions to avoid getting runny eyes and nose! (true story.. I have seen it done by someone who shall remain nameless)

GUILTY!!!

When you refer to your dive buddy as "shark insurance"

 

[scuba_redneck]

When pulled over, you offer the cop your c-card instead of your drivers license.

You carry a mask, fins, and snorkel in your vehicle just in case.

You would rather buy dive gear than buy your wife (or girlfriend) a birthday/anniversary present

 

[Darcey]

You do laundry and find O-rings in the washer that were in your pockets.

Oops.

 

[letsfindout]

To determine of something's expensive, you compare it to the price of dive gear....