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Australian Citizenship Test

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For anyone planning on moving to Australia to enjoy our diving on a long term basis you may want to study the citizenship test

I look forward to your responses...



2007 Australian Citizenship test


1. Where do you wear a thong????


2. What is a “bloody little beauty”?


3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?


4. Explain the following passage:
"In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."


5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?


6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
c) Fair crack of the ?


7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss


8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?


9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?


10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?


11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?


12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.


13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?


14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?


15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?


16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?


17. Do you own or have you ever owned a mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?


18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?


19. Who would you like to crack on to?


20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?


21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?


22. If i said "pass the dead horse" what do i mean?


23. What do you call someone with Red Hair???


24. Will you eat Vegemite willingly?


25. Finish this Rolf song, "tie me ............ ....." and what was Rolf wobbling?


all of the above makes perfect sense to me...... :D
 
I repectfully request some of your responses first :D
 
It's a trick! The answers to 1-24 is "BEER"
25 "Kangaroo down"
Ha!
 
Let's have a go at some of them...

Australian Citizenship Test

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For anyone planning on moving to Australia to enjoy our diving on a long term basis you may want to study the citizenship test

I look forward to your responses...



2007 Australian Citizenship test


1. Where do you wear a thong???? On your foot


2. What is a “bloody little beauty”? Anything really good. I've also heard breakfast referred to like this.


3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
Take a day off work / get angry / u-turn

4. Explain the following passage:
"In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."

afternoon relatives barbeque drinks sausages presents chocolates biscuits sweets/candy cans of beer argument/strife

5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

carton 24 beers s**t p**s

6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ? knocking
b) You're going home in the back of a ? police car
c) Fair crack of the ? barbie


7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
pis*ed/drunk can't be bothered

8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie? jerk up underpants


9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?


10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?


11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?


12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam. Bite both ends off bickie then secure bickie between lips and drink as using straw


13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?


14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
three bean salad is made with green and yellow beans and kidney beans Pavlova

15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
Civilised people share. Draw your own inference.


16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot? beetroot


17. Do you own or have you ever owned a mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?


18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
Aussies are such bad drivers they'll crash a car under any circumstances. :wink:
witchcraft


19. Who would you like to crack on to? Hit on


20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?


21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?


22. If i said "pass the dead horse" what do i mean? Tomato sauce


23. What do you call someone with Red Hair??? Bluey


24. Will you eat Vegemite willingly?


25. Finish this Rolf song, "tie me ............ ....." and what was Rolf wobbling? kangaroo down wobble board


all of the above makes perfect sense to me...... :D
 
As an English teacher, I'm facinated. My thoughts were:
#4 Arvo=Garden(yard) Chrissy=Christmas
#5 Going Surfing in their Gran Torino Listening to Bryan Farnsworth and AC/DC
 
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