Just wanted to share my happy news, I officially graduated from nursing school today. After being a Paramedic for 13 years, I went over to the DARK side...hehe...and enrolled in nursing school, and it is over! Now all I have left is state boards! Now I can finally afford my nasty little habit...Scuba that is. 
Have a great weekend everyone!
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A nurse dies and goes to heaven. She is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who asks her questions about her life. Over St. Peter's shoulder the nurse spots a man in a pressed light blue uniform shirt and dark navy pants with a stethoscope around his neck and a pair of trauma shears on his belt.
"Oh my goodness," she cries. "Is that a paramedic?"
St Peter glances over his shoulder and says, "No, that's God. He just thinks he's a paramedic."
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You Might Be a Nurse if...
1) When using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows. 2) Your favorite dream is the one where you leave a mess at a patient's bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up. 3) Everyone, including complete strangers, tells you about each and every ache and pain they have. 4) You can almost SEE the germs on doorknobs and telephones. 5) You can watch the goriest movie and eat anything afterwards. 6) You use a plastic 30cc medicine cup for a shot glass.
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Have a great weekend everyone! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A nurse dies and goes to heaven. She is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who asks her questions about her life. Over St. Peter's shoulder the nurse spots a man in a pressed light blue uniform shirt and dark navy pants with a stethoscope around his neck and a pair of trauma shears on his belt.
"Oh my goodness," she cries. "Is that a paramedic?"
St Peter glances over his shoulder and says, "No, that's God. He just thinks he's a paramedic."
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You Might Be a Nurse if...
1) When using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows. 2) Your favorite dream is the one where you leave a mess at a patient's bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up. 3) Everyone, including complete strangers, tells you about each and every ache and pain they have. 4) You can almost SEE the germs on doorknobs and telephones. 5) You can watch the goriest movie and eat anything afterwards. 6) You use a plastic 30cc medicine cup for a shot glass.
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