Dork Divers Manifesto

[Teamcasa]

In response to a few (very good and funny) threads.
http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?t=181252 Dork - the split
and
http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?t=188556 Truer words

DDHF - Dork Divers Have Fun!

Dork Divers is dedicated to diving for fun.
Dork Divers may safely use any type or color of dive gear.
Dork Divers may wear their mask on the forehead.
Dork Divers couldn't care less if your gear cost 10x what their’s did.
Dork Divers like diving in warm tropical seas.
Dork Divers don’t care about your SAC rate.
Dork Divers don’t care about how deep you dive.
Dork Divers don’t care about Trimix.
Dork Divers don't flame posters on ScubaBoard.
Dork Divers respect the boat owner and deck hands.
Dork Divers respect the environment, both above and below.
Dork Divers smile and enjoy the day, even if the dive is called.


T-shirt Ideas

Dave
Having a blast!

 

[Karibelle]

It's not that they "could careless" it's that they "couldn't care less."

(sorry, but you hit one of my peeve bones.)

Are those for front and back of the t-shirt? I like them. Carry on.

kari

 

[divermatt]

I agree--I mean, no matter WHAT equipment you use, everyone looks clumsy and out of place in the water...We're land mammals, completely out of our element.

But if you're a dork diver, you're careless and going to die if you even LOOK at the water...

 

[Teamcasa]

Fixed!
Thanks!
Dave

 

[Divin' Dave]

I want my DDHF t-shirt. Or we could be the NADDs, North American Dork Divers, or better yet, D-DOA, Dork-Divers Of America. Whatever, count me in.

 

[FishDiver]

I want my DDHF t-shirt. Or we could be the NADDs, North American Dork Divers, or better yet, D-DOA, Dork-Divers Of America. Whatever, count me in.

No, no! It absolutely has to be DOA!

 

[Teamcasa]

No, no! It absolutely has to be DOA!

No Chance DOA Afterall Dork divers are not cave divers!:14:


Dave

 

[DaleHall]

Love it!!!!!!

 

[ffestpirate]

In response to a few (very good and funny) threads.
http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?t=181252 Dork - the split
and
http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?t=188556 Truer words

DDHF - Dork Divers Have Fun!

Dork Divers is dedicated to diving for fun.
Dork Divers may safely use any type or color of dive gear.
Dork Divers may wear their mask on the forehead.
Dork Divers couldn't care less if your gear cost 10x what their’s did.
Dork Divers like diving in warm tropical seas.
Dork Divers don’t care about your SAC rate.
Dork Divers don’t care about how deep you dive.
Dork Divers don’t care about Trimix.
Dork Divers don't flame posters on ScubaBoard.
Dork Divers respect the boat owner and deck hands.
Dork Divers respect the environment, both above and below.
Dork Divers smile and enjoy the day, even if the dive is called.


T-shirt Ideas

Dave
Having a blast!

My God! You people will die!!!!
Oh yeah....purple split fins will save your life

 

[fisherdvm]

Can Dork Divers wear a snorkel??

Do you have to do a 20 yard one breath underwater no push off swim to join the club?